The 57 foot prophylactic device

I know it sounds foolish but if you look it up it is the appropriate usage of the term ( prophylactic ) as in to guard to protect.

It took all day to stretch the
PEX glue the foam boxes on and seal it with heavy polyvinyl sheeting and slide a 6"
corrugated tube over the whole
shebang. The next step putting it in the trough well what can I say, I am glad there was nobody to put that episode on a camera but it is now safely where it belongs.